Do the Math, Isabel

As you know, math is not my forte. Thusly, I am in a remedial math class. This makes me oh so very angry. I know I'm not good at math, but this is my second remedial math class and I still feel, like my last math class, I won't be learning anything new. I was placed in this class by an electronic test that I can't for the life of me pass. I would retake it over and over, but losing ten dollars each time to take the test isn't what I want to do.

This post isn't about math though. It's about the girl who sits next to me in math.

She is a very tiny girl who has to worse morning breath ever (only assuming this is morning breath.) However, considering I don't see her in the afternoon or evening, it could very well be her all day breath. Also she makes weird noises. Like when the teacher asks the class for feedback, she's not saying the answer, she hums or chirps or something. This annoys me, probably as much as her all day breath annoys me. She also has a weird look, like a miniature Asian Jay Leno. Her parents may be related.

Now you're saying, "Isabel, you're being a mean cunt right now. You're probably going to have a miniature Asian Jay Leno baby because you're just so mean!" And I agree, I'm not nice. But I also disagree. Yes, my kid will be Asian, but my kid will also be beautiful.

I think the impatience is spawning from the lack of oxygen I've had for the last two hours. I don't let myself breathe. Every so often I purposely drop my pencil to lean over for fresh ground air.

I heard or read once that if someone you know has bad breath, you should let them know because they've probably gotten used to the funk and can't tell. Can you imagine the hilarity of the situation if I leaned over back and told someone whom I never talk to that their breath was funk?? FUN-NY!

I'll keep you posted.

I used to have this friend who was very into his religion, but also didn't think before he spoke. He'd start saying something sinful like, "I want to fuck you like an animal" but then change his words to "Let's play chess."

Is it not still sinful to think dirty thoughts? If you are telling yourself to not think dirty thoughts, aren't you still thinking a dirty thought.

Isabel does math just fine.